> >LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, > >there ruled a PROCESSOR named DOS-rat. Once he > >EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his > >queens gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM, LSIman, > >BUG-rat and SED-rughana. > > > >RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent > >MEMORY. His brothers, however, were only > >PERIPHERAL ICs. > > > >Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married > >princess 'C'ta. 12 years passed and DOS-rat > >decided to INSTAL RAM as his successor. > >However, Queen CIE/CAE (Kayekayee), who > >was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a life > >saving HELP COMMAND ,took this opportunity at > >the instigation of her BIOSed maid(a real plotter), > >and insisted that her son Bug- rat be INSTALLED and > >that RAM be BOOTED to the forest for 14 years. > > > >At this cruel and unexpected demand, a > >SURGE passed thru DOS-rat an...